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(Sing to the tune of "Adam's Song" by Blink 182)
I never thought
I'd like Figwit
The only thing he did was stare and sit
I always thought I'd like the blonde
Until that one day when it dawned
Figwit's hot!
He's really great
Such a pretty face I could never hate
You know its true
He's the best Elf
Don't believe me?
See for yourself.
I never thought I'd like him so
At the theater I just don't want him to go
To go where he can not be seen
In a whole 'nother
Scene
The world is wide
Oh why? Oh why?
Can't I just watch him one more time
I can't wait
To see him again
Elves are better than those scruffy men
I never thought I'd be alone
To all my friends Figwit's unknown
I'll abandon them
I'll say goodbye
For some reason they think I am high
They say that I
Am a disgrace
To the entire human race
But that's okay, I'm not all alone
I still have Figwit and my clone
I never thought I'd like him so
At the theater I just don't want him to go
To go where he can not be seen
In a whole 'nother
Scene
The world is wide
Oh why? Oh why?
Can't I just watch him one more time
I can't wait
To see him again
Elves are better than those scruffy men
It's out of theaters I can't go
Oh how I miss my Figwit so!
But now I'm counting down the days
Until the 6th of August
I'm gonna get the DVD and then
Watch it 'til I've broken it
And by the way
Before I forget
The guy who plays him is named Bret.
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