Legolas versus Figwit - Another stupid
Adventure of Misty and Crunk
Misty: *poofs Legs and Figgy in*
Legolas: O.O Not you again!
Misty: okay, basic rules
Misty: 1) don't touch Figgy's hair 2) don't touch Legs's nose 3) hit below
the belt as much as possible
Misty: with that in mind, have fun! *rings bell*
Legolas: Why is there no rule about my hair??
Misty: fight fight fight!
Misty: *makes punchy-jabby motions*
Legolas: I wanna know why there's no rule about MY hair!
Misty: because your hair is blond...and his is dark. that's why.
Crunk: So what are you saying? You're prejudice against blonds? *shakes
Misty uhh...sort of
Sabrina: I am, sort of
Misty : but his hair's prettier *point*
Legolas: You're gonna be the one who's gonna get it if you're not
Misty: :P bahahaha...I love being evil
Sabrina: It's fun
Misty: it is
Sabrina: Evil is live backwards
Misty: *poofs Vicky in and poofs in benches and stuff fer an audience*
Legolas: *whips out his bow and strings three arrows*
Misty: WATCH OUT FIGGY!
Misty: *throws popcorn* GO FIGGY!
Legolas: *positions them just right and fires, sending one towards Figwit,
and the other two towards...well...duh*
Sabrina: *gets a big sign 'We love you FIGGY!' and waves it*
Misty: O.O FIGGY WATCH OUT!
Crunk: O.O VICKY! WATCH OUT!
Sabrina: Bystander, WATCH OUT!
Vicky : O.O *ducks*
Figwit: O.O *ducks*
Legolas: *arrow goes wizzing by Misty's head*
Misty: AHHH! CHEAP SHOT! CHEAP SHOT!
Bystander: *is hit and dies*
Legolas: *arrow also goes wizzing my Sabrina's head*
Misty: CHEAP SHOT! *shakes fist*
Legolas: You asked for it
Sabrina: You killed him!
Sabrina: *throws Jell-O at Legs*
Legolas: *strings two more arrows, pointing them both towards Figwit*
Misty: FIGGY! WAAAAAAAAATCH OUUUUUT!
Legolas: *looks at him* Are you going to move or not? Cuz this is way too
Sabrina: Let's go Figgy! Rip off his blond wiggy!
Figwit *ducks and kicks Legs down...*
Legolas: *strings another and shoots it at Sabrina*
Misty: DON'T MAKE ME TAKE THAT BOW AWAY FROM YOU!
Misty: *shakes fist*
Legolas: There wasn't a rule about not shooting bystanders who mock me...
Sabrina: Do you want me to go telekinetic on your rump?
Legolas: *fires another arrow at Figwit*
Figwit: *ducks, whips out a guitar, and beats Legs over the head with it*
Misty: WOOOOH! *throws more popcorn*
Legolas: ACK! *falls over*
Misty: *poofs in The Hobbits as an audience*
Sabrina: YAY! FIGGY'S GETTING JIGGY!
Legolas: *gets up, and whips out silly string*
Sabrina: Noooo! Not the hair!
Legolas: *sprays Figwit with it, causing him to become tangled in it*
Figwit: *whips out BurningSillystring...which burns*
Legolas: *because of his excellent marksmanship, the silly string didn't
touch the hair*
Figwit: O.O *untangles himself and sprays at Legs*
Legolas: AHHH! It burns!
Misty: WOOOOOOOOOOOOH! *throws more popcorn*
Sabrina: He's sizzling, look at the steam!
Legolas: *rips it off and sprays more Silly String in Figgy's eyes*
Figwit: O.O MY EYES!!
Figwit: *swipes at eyes while clawing blindly at Legs*
Misty: *screams* CAT FIGHT!
Legolas: *kicks the burning silly string out of Figwit's hand*
Figwit: *wipes silly string out of eyes and hits Legs over the head with
Legolas: *knees him in the groin*
Figwit: O.O *squeeks*
Sabrina: He did NOT just get him in the family jewels!
Sabrina: That is LOW
Legolas: Misty's rule... *point*
Misty: actually, it was a rule
Misty: 1) don't touch figgy's hair 2) don't touch Legs's nose 3) hit below
the belt as much as possible
Figwit: *beats Legs in the groin with the guitar*
Legolas: *ducks, runs behind him and gets him in an armlock*
Misty: NOOOOO! FIGWIT GET BACK UP!
Figwit: *flails around, kicks Legs in the head*
Sabrina: Figgy, pull his hair and step on his toe!
Legolas: AHH! *falls back*
Figwit: *spinny-kicks Legs out of the ring*
Sabrina: Hit the pinky toe! It hurts the most
Legolas: *lands on the ground* ow...
Misty: VICTORY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Misty: GO FIGGY!
Misty: GO FIGGY!
Figwit: *does the arms-in-circles thing*
Legolas *gets up and sprays Silly String in Misty's hair*
Misty: my...hair...AW THAT WAS LOW! *lunges at Legs*
Misty: *beats him with her guitar*
Sabrina: Aw, it was a good try, Legs *gives him a 'you lost and you suck'
Misty: *pulls his hair out*
Misty: *pant pant*
Vicky: GO MOM!
Sabrina: *falls over laughing*
Vicky: *stands up and cheers*
Misty: *screamy-cheers* GO MOM!
Sabrina: *gets up*
Legolas: *shoots a glare at Vicky and whips out Crunk's wand*
Crunk: HEY! Where'd you get that???
Legolas: You left it on the dresser, heh heh...
Misty: you deserved that... *poofs his hair back on*
Legolas *poofs a moustache on Misty*
Sabrina: *rolls around*
Misty: *poofs the moustache off*
Legolas You touch the hair, you pay...
Misty: THAT WAS LOW!
Sabrina: That reminds me of the Hitler mustache
Sabrina: *chokes on gum*
Misty: *shoots glares at Legs*
Crunk: No... giving you hairy feet would be low. *pause* Get it? because
they're so close to the ground! Hahahahahaha! ha! *looks around to see no
one laughing* ha.....ha.... uh... I'll just be...getting popcorn...
Sabrina: Whoa, whoa, whoa, everyone just take a breath for a minute
Misty: *stalks back to the bleachers*
Misty: *latches onto his leg* WHEEEEEEEE!
Legolas: *hands Crunk back her wand*
Misty: okay... *unlatches*
Misty: ROUND 2! *rings bell*
Legolas: ROUND 2???
Figwit: *sets Legs's hair on fire*
Sabrina: *stomps on Figgy's foot* hey, want him to do that to you?
Sabrina: Actually, that'd be interesting
Misty: *pulls Sabrina out of the ring*
Legolas: *knees Figwit in the groin once more*
Legolas: *as Figwit is bending over in pain, he gives him a wedgie*
Legolas: *then kicks him over*
Figwit: *squeeks* *wrestles Legs to the ground* *beats him over the head
with the guitar, knocking him out*
Legolas: *is knocked out....but wakes up anyway and jumps to his feet*
Figwit: *spinny-kicks Legs in the head*
Legolas: *grabs his arm and flips him onto his back* Figwit: OY!
Sabrina: *goes over to the food stand and buys Crunk and herself Snickers
bars* It's going to be a while. Why wait? Grab a Snickers.
Legolas: *jumps on his stomach*
Legolas: *several times*
Figwit: *strangles Legs*
Legolas: *gasps for breath, and knees him down low again*
Sabrina: *covers eyes*
Figwit: O.O *gets out the scissors*
Legolas: *runs around the ring* NOOOOOO!
Figwit: *throws the scissors away and gets out the blue hair dye gun*
Figwit: *squirts hair dye at Legs*
Legolas: AHHH! NOOOOO!
Misty: *catches scissors, tucks them into her belt*
Figwit: *squirts Legs with pink hair dye*
Sabrina: Figgy! Look out!
Legolas: *eyes narrow as he stands there dripping in blue*
Sabrina: He's plotting something!
Legolas: Alright...you asked for it... *whips out a pair of tweezers*
Misty: RUN FIGGY!
Sabrina: No!!!!!!! Not the TWEEZERS!
Figwit: *gets out the razor; shaves Legs's head*
Legolas: *chases Figwit, aiming for the eyebrows*
Figwit: *and his eyebrows*
Legolas: O.O HEY!
Sabrina: *falls over laughing*
Misty: *points* HE LOOKS LIKE UNCLE FESTER!
Legolas: *starts plucking Figgy's eyebrow hairs, one by one*
Sabrina: *rolls down the bleachers laughing*
Legolas: *then shoves the tweezers down Figgy’s pants*
Figwit: *kicks Legs in the groin and runs to the other side of the ring*
Figwit: *pulls a lever on the side of the ring*
Figwit: *anvil drops out of the sky onto Legs's head*
Crunk: NOOOOOOOO! NOT THE FAMILY--O.O LEGS!
Legolas: *falls over* ow...
Sabrina: Oh dear
Legolas: *hops to his feet*
Figwit: *drops an ice cube down Legs's pants*
Legolas: O.O *ignores it* I hoped it wouldn't come to this but...
Legolas: *whips out a Lightsaber*
Figwit: O.O *whips out a double-sided lightsabre*
Figwit: *does the somersault in air thing, twirls lightsabre*
Legolas: *ducks Figwit's swing and stabs him with the saber*
Legolas: *leaps out of the way*
Figwit: O.O *drops to knees, makes gaspy chokey noises*
Figwit: *flops on back* *dies*
Misty: O.O *mouths wordlessly* o.o ... O.O *bursts into tears*
Crunk: You can bring him back...
Crunk: Sheesh... Misty: BUT THAT WAS LOW!
Misty: *runs after Legs with her own lightsabre*
Legolas: *stabs her too*
Sabrina: *revives her*
Misty says: thank you
Misty: *revives Figgy*
Sabrina: Legs, you're so cruel
Sabrina: *starts crying*
Legolas: Why? I'm trying to stay alive here...
Crunk: Legs wins this one... *marks a line on the chalk board*
Misty: *mops blood off the floor and ring*
Sabrina: *sobs on the floor*
Misty: *latches onto Figgy*
Sabrina: *peeks up between her arms to see if he's buying it*
Legolas: *rolls eyes*
Misty: okay...round three *steps out of the ring and dings bell*
Figwit: *stabs Legs with lightsabre*
Legolas: O.O *looks at hole* Ow...
Legolas: *falls over*
Crunk: HEY THAT WAS CHEAP!
Figwit: don't think I didn't see those looks you were giving me. jealousy
is an ugly, ugly thing.
Legolas: *with last bit of strength, reaches over and slices off one of
Figwit's legs, then dies*
Figwit: O.O *falls over*
Crunk: *goes into Obi-Wan mode* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *falls to knees beside
Misty: *poofs Legs alive* Figgy won
Legolas: *blink blink*
Crunk: *hugs him* YAY!
Misty: *throws Figwit's arm up in the air* THE WINNAH!
Crunk: *pause* By poofing him alive again...is he fully healed? *rubs
Crunk WHOO! *grabs Legs' hand and drags him off*
Misty: *shakes head*