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Legolas

by Kris

  (Sing to the tune of "Delilah" by Tom Jones)

Figwit saw the light on the night that he passed through Rivendell,
Elrond's party for the council was in full swing.
"Would you care to dance?"
Before he could say yes, Legsie swooped in and stole his fling.

My, my, my Legolas
Why, why, why Legolas
Figwit could see Legolas flirting freely,
he put on his pout, and walked right out the door.

The morning would gleam at the council scene, the next day.
Legsie was hung over when the Hobbit took the floor.
"...And you have my bow."
In dignified silence Figwit declared a war. 

My, my, my Legolas
Why, why, why Legolas
So before Legsie could walk off the floor
Figwit gave a stare, and a flip of dark hair, settling the score.

  Legsie stood there laughing.
With a quick snip Legsie's golden locks fell on the floor.

  My, my, my Legolas
Why, why, why Legolas
so before Legsie could walk off the floor
Figwit gave a stare, and a flip of dark hair, settling the score.
Forgive me Lord Elrond, I just couldn't take any more!

 
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