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Arwenelf's cookery corner a la Figwit

  I seem to have become somewhat of an expert in all manner of bizarre culinary practices (including 1001 recipes for elves and whipped cream). I came up with this menu when the whipped cream ran out temporarily. Please note the ability to take me seriously helps. Very very seriously.

Appetising Appetisers

Greenleaf tossed salad with crushed nuts.

Or

Rolled figleaves served with a portion of saucy trollop, dipsticks and dressing.

Main dishes

Hot elf tart served with a creamy Figwit (Did I just type that? Someone fire my editor!)

Or

Raised leg of Fig drizzled in a hot'n'sweet cream sauce

Dessert

Triple stacked broody Figwit swathed in cream, rolled in Jell-O and dipped in M&M's. Tasty :)

Or

DUH's delight.. A gooey sticky pudding stuffed with elf ears to nibble on (please note that the elf ears are still attached to the elves)