(Sing to the tune of "Hit Me Baby" by Britney Spears)
Oh Figwit, Figwit (3X)
How was I supposed to know
That you were sitting right there?
Oh Figwit Figwit
All-ll you do is stare
And now you’ve been forgotten
Say-ay something so that you’ll be
Pretty, Figgy, better than Leggy
Your loneliness is killing me (and I)
I must confess I‘d rather believe (be-elieve)
When you’re so quiet I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Breathe oh Figwit one more time!
Oh baby, baby
Are you-ou-ou still alive?
Boy you need to move-ove
Oh pretty baby
You might want to give a sign
‘fore Gimli tries CPR
Show them that you are a real dude
Not a card board cutout or and animation cuz
Oh Figwit Figwit (3x)
How was I supposed to know?
Oh Figwit, I shouldn't have let you go
I must confess, that my craziness
Is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe?
That you will be here
And give me a sign
Breath oh Figwit one more time!