(Sing to the tune of "Whip it!" by Devo)
Dark haired elf
In love with himself
Has a blank stare
Don’t mess up his hair
At the council of Elrond
It is Figwit
He is not the bottle blonde
It is Figwit
Don’t think he will respond
It is Figwit
Its Figwit
Can’t escape
He is DUH’s
Soul mate
Step forward
Nothing said
Lego rejected
DUH wants a date
With Figwit
Figwits good!
With a pout that’s so renowned
It is Figwit
Don’t want him to stare you down
Beware of Figwit
Hear about him every day
The mighty Figwit
I say Figwit
Figwits good
