Love Being An Elf by Foe-Hammer of Gondolin

(Sing to the tune of "Dancing with Myself" by Billy Idol)

(Legolas)
All adore me this I kn’ow
And want to touch my bow and arrow
Girls desire my affection
Love my mirrored reflection
I love being an elf

Never back down from a fi’ght
Killing orcs is sheer deli’ght
I’m slightly amused
By Figwit’s oration
And I love being an elf

Oh oh love being an elf
Oh oh love being an elf
I never have to shampoo
My blonde braided hair-do
And I love being an elf

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

(Figwit)
At the council of Lord Elro’nd
I am not the pretty blo’nde
But my empty eyes
Don’t seem to imply
That I love being an elf

Some may think that I am dull
I’m just an inDUHvidu’al
Well believe it or not
I think I’m just as hot
And I love being an elf

Oh oh love being an elf
Oh oh love being an elf
Lego-mania’s dead
Come try Figwit instead
You’ll love being with this elf

Oh, oh, oh, oh

(Elrond)
If you looked in Rivend’ell
Would there be a chance in he’ll
You see, I for one
Don’t like to be outdone
By any of the other elves

That Figwit has that blank stare
Legolas won’t mess up his hair
If you want romance
Just give Elrond a chance
’Cause I’m one heck of an elf

Oh oh love being an elf
Oh oh love being an elf
If you want romance
Just give Elrond a chance
If you want romance
Just give Elrond a chance
If you want romance
Just give Elrond a chance

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Love being an elf
Love being an elf
Love being an elf
Love being an elf
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