(Sing to the tune of "Copacobana" by Barry Manilow)
His name was Figwit, he was an elflord
With deep-brown tresses for his hair and a dress cut down to there
He would just sit down and do the staring
And while he tried to be a star, Orli admired him from afar
Across a Council floor, they stared from eight ‘til four
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?
At the Riven, Rivendell Marquee
Last Homely House East of the sea
At the Riven, Rivendell Marquee
Sitting and staring and gritting and bearing
At the Riven.... they fell in love
inDUHvidual, she had a big crush
She was escorted to her chair, she saw Figwit sittin' there
And when he finished, she called him over
inDUHvidual went too far, Orli sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single stab wound
But just who knifed who?
At the Riven, Rivendell Marquee
Last Homely House East of the sea
At the Riven, Rivendell Marquee
Sitting and staring and gritting and bearing
At the Riven.... heaven’s above!
His name is Figwit, he was an elflord
But that was thirty years afar, when he tried to be a star
Now it's a disco, but not for Figwit
Still in the dress he used to wear, deep-grey tresses for his hair
He sits there so refined, and drinks himself half-blind
He lost his youth and he lost his chance
Now he's lost his mind!
At the Riven, Rivendell Marquee
Last Homely House East of the sea
At the Riven, Rivendell Marquee
Sitting and staring and gritting and bearing
At the Riven.... don't fall in love
Don't fall in love
